Guys as the holidays approach, you're panicking. You know your sweetie's expecting something nice and fairly expensive, but you're wise enough to know that a new vacuum cleaner with all the attachments will get your ass dumped.
The classic choice is lingerie. What's not to love about a gift that you both can enjoy under the mistletoe? The big companies will even deliver overnight for a few bucks more, you procrastinator. But how to choose? What do all those confusing lingerie catalogue terms actually mean? It's a scary world out there if you don't speak the language—even models with angel wings strapped to their delectable backs can't help you figure out what it is you're supposed to be buying, and the last thing you want is to screw up and buy your girl a pair of strap-on wings when you meant to buy her a matching bra and panty set. Don't worry—I speak Lingerie, and I'm here to help. Grab your favorite lingerie catalogue (and I know you have one). Bust out your credit card and pour yourself a glass of rum with a seasonal splash of eggnog, sir—your holiday shopping is almost over. Let's start with the basics.
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